Gear Up
Essential equipment for the discerning whale... enthusiast? Honestly, we just really love whales and the ocean.
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Know Your Enemy
Secrets of the Whales
National Geographic's award-winning deep dive into whale society. Know their secrets. Fear their secrets.
View on Amazon →🔭15x42 HD Binoculars
Keep your enemies close. Marine-grade optics for threat assessment from a safe distance.
View on Amazon →📖The Ultimate Book of Whales
Identify every species. Know what you're up against. 200+ pages of cetacean intel.
View on Amazon →Surveillance Equipment
GoPro HERO12 Black
Document whale activity in 5.3K. Waterproof to 33ft. Evidence-grade footage.
View on Amazon →🎤DIY Hydrophone Kit
Intercept their suspicious songs. What are they planning? Build your own listening device.
View on Amazon →📹GoPro Hero Compact
Pocket-sized 4K surveillance. Waterproof to 16ft. For covert whale ops.
View on Amazon →Reduce Their Habitat (Actually Save It)
Plastic Kills - Ocean Conservation Tee
Skip a straw, save a whale. Wait, we're helping them now?
View on Amazon →💙Protect Our Ocean Tee
Support ocean health. A healthy ocean means healthy whales. Okay, we actually love whales.
View on Amazon →🛍️Ocean Conservation Long Sleeve
Keep plastic out of the ocean. The whales will thank you. And that's... good?
View on Amazon →Embrace The Enemy
Giant Blue Whale Plush (31.5")
Keep your enemies close. Very close. Cuddly close. Real Planet realistic plush.
View on Amazon →🐳Wild Republic Whale Cuddlekins
20 inches of huggable marine mammal. Stockholm syndrome never felt so soft.
View on Amazon →👕Save The Whales T-Shirt
Wait, that's the opposite of... you know what, whales are actually great.
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